doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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