Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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