I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
