I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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