at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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