So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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