Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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