You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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