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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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