are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just took my morning after pill in the library
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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