Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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