I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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