But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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