Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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