I must be too annoying 4 u.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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