new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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