i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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