I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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