in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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