is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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