apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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