ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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