We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I had to cum in my sink.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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