Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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