Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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