I'm really into asian looking animals
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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