been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Found the puke drawer
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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