did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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