Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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