I want to have your abortion
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i think i have herpe
just one?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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