How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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