so explain again why im purple
no
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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