It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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