anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
this beer tastes like vomit already
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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