Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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