Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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