My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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