I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Let's paint friendship bongs
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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