Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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