A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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