the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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