She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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