I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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