who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
third nipple confirmed
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover