fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Let's get the cat blown out
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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