Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities

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(716): View more from New York

he smelled like listerine and beef tacos

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard

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(901): View more from Tennessee

At least you have booty calls.

(1-901): View more from Tennessee

True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china

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(310): View more from California

Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

(626): View more from California

That's two questions.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee

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(954): View more from Florida

in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.

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(212): View more from New York

Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.

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