i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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