She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.