if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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