OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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