shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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