i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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40s are totally the cure
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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