Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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