found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
this hospital has no fireball
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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