I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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