So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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