They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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