I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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