can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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